I keep getting the skip card
Don’t ya hate it when that happens Oh No, Not Again!
Doggo giving the biggest AWOO
Driving to get groceries when.. spotted a doggo giving the biggest AWOO he had in him.
Uses cultist disguise
Party member: *Uses cultist disguise to gain access to the hideout* Cultist guard: Ah, I see you’re a man of cult as well.
Oh boy
In Doctor Strange (2016), Doctor Strange can be seen defeating his enemy, an apple. This is because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
You have scrolled so much that all the virus memes have ended
You have scrolled so much that all the virus memes have ended. And here are some happy sumos in a sunflower field instead.
Baptised in fire, forty to one
A soldier of the Indian Army once fought off 40 train robbers with a knife, killing three and injuring 8 to save a girl from getting raped. We have you forty to one *That Indian soldier* I like those odds
Don't give 2020 ideas
If spiders worked together, they could eat all humans in a year Write that down, write that down!
When you have to keep re-reading the same paragraph
When you have to keep re-reading the same paragraph because you can’t focus or retain anything