When I get stressed out in life
When I get stressed out in life, I always remember the 50 lane highway in China which merges into 4, and not being there, brings me some comfort & peace.
When they say "werewolf" but not "how wolf" *sad wolf
When they say “werewolf” but not “how wolf” *sad wolf noises*
Joe Biden removing a black person's melanin for not voting for him
Joe Biden removing a black person’s melanin for not voting for him
My dad whenever he hears sirens outside
My dad whenever he hears sirens outside. “oh no they’re comin for ya” My dad when they stop outside our house. “what have you done this time”
Defend your property
Them “If you think you should be able to defend your property with guns then you care more about property than life” Me- “Alakablam”
Beaver Dam With A Stolen Satellite Dish
Beaver Dam In Timmins, Ontario. Was Spotted With A Stolen Satellite Dish
How to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
How to start a conversation with a cat in different countries: 6. Psp psp psp (England) 5. Kiss kiss kiss (Finland) 4. Pish pish pish (Iran) 3. Minou minou minou (France) 2. Ming ming ming (Philippines) 1. What’s new pussycat, whoa oh whoa (Wales)
All hipsters look alike
Hipster Gets Mad His Photo Was Used In Article About How All Hipsters Look Alike, Then Finds Out It Wasn’t Him
This sign can't stop me because I can't read
HR explaining to me that I can’t be yelling THIS MUTHAFUCKA GOT THE RONA at every coworker who coughs
Facial Recognition Misidentified Dozens Of Politicians As Criminals
Facial Recognition Platform Misidentified Dozens Of Politicians As Criminals Ironic.