View Full Post MY MASK is on the INSIDE it’s called an IMMUNE SYSTEM I have literally no idea how you’re still alive
View Full Post Guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that
View Full Post My wife teaches high school math and half of her time is spent just making sure that none of the math problems she gives to the kids end up with an answer of 69 or 420
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View Full Post Next time you’re feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.
