View Full Post I use “dude” as a gender neutral term Everyone is my dude, even women! So you fuck dudes?
View Full Post Her: tells me she has a daddy kink Me: *slaps her head* “HOLD THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHT STEADY”
View Full Post Saudia Arabia accidentally printed thousands of textbooks containing an image of Yoda sitting next to King Faisal while he signed the 1945 UN charter.
View Full Post No one ever tells you how often you’ll whisper “righty tighty, lefty loosey” to yourself as an adult and they really should
View Full Post My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, its going to be a massive change for me. I’ve been with that doctor for 15 years.
