How to brush your teeth:
1. wet toothbrush for absolutely no reason, just run it under
water for 2 seconds, don't know why but just do this. It's a crucial step.
2. apply either too much or too little toothpaste, there is no in-between unless you're filming a toothpaste commercial
3. again, for no reason, wet toothbrush
4. insert toothbrush into mouth and brush teeth for apprx. 15
seconds then lie to yourself that it's probably been two minutes