View Full Post Guy Rule: If something can not be fixed by sheer force or by swearing at it, it is a piece of shit not worth fixing anyway.
View Full Post Kids these days will never know the pure, bone-chilling fear of calling a girl you like at home only to have her dad pick up.
View Full Post They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I’ve done the maths. Seems I died in 1537.
