View Full Post Memes, QuotesWe thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT
View Full Post Memes, QuotesParenting fact #127: it will never be clean. The kitchen, the bathroom, their shirt, or your language. Never. Ever. Clean.
View Full Post Memes, QuotesOne big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this”, it usually smells nice.
View Full Post Memes, Quotes“WHEN I WAS A KID I WANTED TO BE A PIRATE. THANK GOD NO ONE SCHEDULED ME FOR EYE REMOVAL AND PEG LEG SURGERY.”
View Full Post Memes, QuotesIf you line up all your ex lovers in a row you can see the flow chart of your mental illness.
View Full Post Memes, QuotesWhen people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.
View Full Post Memes, QuotesI really think it’s time to take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out of the gene pool.
View Full Post Memes, QuotesSometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.
